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Emergency! She's dying! Emergency!
ALARM RINGS

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Rapid heartbeat.
We need to defibrillate.

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Who is? What are you talking about?

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Her. The other woman.

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There is no other woman.

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You've got this place
all to yourself.

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But it...it was so real.

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I had a bad dream once.

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I dreamt I was drowning in a sea
of yogurt,

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and I'm actually lactose intolerant.

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Look. I know we've had a tough time
recently, with all...the calamities.

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There's no need to panic.

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Oh, my God, it's a cockroach!

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THEY GROAN

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Hopefully that's the last one.

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There was...there was
something else. Oh, yes?

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There was a man, climbing up
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stomp, stomp, stomping on the roof.

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Well, if he comes back,
tell him to pop in.

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It gets ever so lonely
on night shifts!

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Soozie, why don't you go
and clean the sluice room?

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Yes, Mrs Pincott.

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Goodnight, dear.

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So, no more nonsense.

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There are no strange men.

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You are perfectly safe here.
Night-night.

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CREAKING, WINDCHIMES JANGLE

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CLUNKING

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THUNDER RUMBLES

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SHE WHIMPERS

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cos this is a very old gate.

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What, this one? Yes. Oh!
Well, yes, we're fine.

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Right, stop here. Stop here.

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Stop here. Stop here!

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So... Mr and Mrs...
Pincott.

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Owain and Penelope.

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Have you ever heard of Shady Nook?

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Yes, I have. That's, er,
an old folks' home, isn't it?

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Just down the road, by the butterfly
farm. Mm. It's our old folks' home.

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But I really don't know
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Owain. Oh... Is...

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Er, three months ago,
we had our first electrical failure.

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Lights flickering, but our
electrician couldn't seem to fix it.

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Er, the following week,

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the fire alarm went off
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Any chance you could sum it up
in a sentence?

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Look, basically,
we've had floods and fire alarms,

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we've had anonymous complaints
to social services,

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cockroaches in the kitchen,
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And then, last week,
it got REALLY nasty.

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Yep, it was our anniversary.

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25 years, we've been together.

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Congratulations! Mm.

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Only, somebody sent me this.

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A sympathy card.

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but, as you can imagine,

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it put quite a dampener on the day.
Can I have that? Yeah.

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You're welcome to it.

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So, what do you think it is -
some kind of industrial sabotage?

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Or a practical joke?

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thousands, as several residents

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have chosen to leave. Well... If
it's a joke, it's keeping me awake

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all night, as I wonder what they're
plotting next. If it's a joke,

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well, then I'm screaming
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I think we can really help you
with this, can't we?

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We could, we could do some...

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Um, we could do... ..undercover...

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BOTH: ..surveillance.
Oh, you've got to be careful.

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I mean, it is a home,

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a nervous disposition.

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It would need to be someone
quite delicate.

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Would anyone care for some liquid
refreshment? Earl Grey?

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Cafe au lait? Horlicks malted milk?

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Does anyone have the remote
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and die of boredom?

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Er, right, everyone!

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I've got someone
I'd like you to meet.

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Is it Kim Kardashian?

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No, Mr Falstaff, it is not.

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Ah, well, I'm not interested.
This is, er, Ronan.

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and I know you're going to make him
very welcome.

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Welcome to God's waiting room.

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Hello! Hello!

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Hello! Hello! Hello!

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He's nice.

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Is there something wrong
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And, well. Just a bit new.
Still having to wear them in.

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Sorry I'm late, everyone. You are.
And I'll deduct it from your wages.

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Er, this is Ronan.
Er, he'll be working alongside you.

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Oh. Hello.

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Would you like one, Mr Woodham?

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Oh, not that one!

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That's for Mrs Pincott.

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It's got arsenic in it.

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So, may I tempt you
to some passion fruit drizzle cake?

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Soozie, I do need to think
about my girth.

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something to hold on to!

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THEY CHUCKLE

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Hello, son!

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Oh, you do need to do something
about those glasses.

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Mr Pincott, why don't you lend him
some of your toupee tape?

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Oh, very amusing, Mr Falstaff.

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I was just leaving.

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CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

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Hello! I'm Ronan.

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I'm a care assistant. So?

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I was just wondering

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if I could put my prawn vol-au-vents
in your fridge?

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in my sterile area.

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Fair enough.

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I suppose you're quite meticulous
about food hygiene.

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I'm incredibly busy.

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I've got 32 portions
of soup to prepare, and...

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Who let that furry freak
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Ronan! Furry little stink-bag!
Mr Bull's made a mess

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of his colostomy bag.
Will you help me sort it?

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KNIFE CLATTERS

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They make me do things that
I am...really not designed to do.

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This is the chef.

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Ian McClurgy.

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Makes Gordon Ramsay look
quite cuddly.

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I've not got any actual dirt on him,

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but he is behind
on his food hygiene.

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Look. Only goes up to 2015.

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Environmental Health

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could look into that for us.
Now, get ready to scream.

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Aw! Really?

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Well, it's hardly a street rat
from the sewers, is it, eh?

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Huh? More like a fluffy rodent
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Which means somebody probably
planted it there.

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Maybe the same someone who's been
messing with the electrics.

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Speaking of electricity...

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Soozie Honeywell, care assistant.

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She's worked there six years.

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This morning,
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and THIS happened...


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What is it? A torrid affair
or some kind of complicated

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medical procedure?
Well, it was hard to tell.

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We were interrupted
by another resident.

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that are going wrong...

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Is someone trying to get
at Shady Nook, or have they

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got it in for Mrs Pincott - possibly
because they want her husband?

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Right, everyone.
SHE CLAPS HER HANDS

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Can I have your attention, please?

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to make.

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In the small hours of
this morning, someone -

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and you know who you are -

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did something truly unspeakable
on the stairlift.

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It was not an accident.

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The individual pieces had been
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But I am not smiling.

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So...who did it?

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Which of you is responsible
for giving me six months

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of sleepless nights, and turning
my fingernails into bloody stumps?

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Was it the cat?

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Very funny, Mr Falstaff.

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destroyed - it's not funny.

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I had a pearl necklace stolen
from my room. That's not funny.

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But you...are so keen on being
Mr Nice Guy,

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that you end up being
Mr Useless Waste of Space.

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You can't let her
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Do you know,
I did hear someone creeping about.

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It was just like last week, when
I heard 'em climbing on the roof.

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We've been through that,
Mrs Bentley.
It was just a bad dream.

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Well, I'm not surprised
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The Pincotts run this place
like a prison camp.

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OK, well, I know things have been
a bit weird recently,

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but, just like the stairlift,
we can rise above it.

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So let's just all put on
a big smiley face.

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Are you not eating, Mrs Bentley?

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I thought I'd just push it round
the plate and hope it evaporates.

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I know how you feel.
It's been a funny few days.

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You can't possibly know how I feel.

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Oh, nice of you to try.

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What is this muck?

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It says on the menu, "quiche".

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Well, things change.
Is there an alternative?

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Starvation.

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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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Are you any nearer
to knowing who's behind this?

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We do have some theories.

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My wife is impossible to live with.
Yes, where is she?

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I was hoping to... Was that an
asteroid? Are we being invaded?

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Penelope?

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Penelope!

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So, do you...do you think she fell,
or...?

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wound on the side of her head?

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Yeah. Shouldn't be able to see that.

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Any impact wound would be
on the underside of the body.

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Now, I think she was attacked first,
pushed later.

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So possibly the biggest
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..how did you get here before me?

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Er, this woman was our client.

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She thought that someone was trying
to destroy her business.

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Oh, except they destroyed her.

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Any idea who was behind the
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Well, the thing is, everyone who
lives and works here has got

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a cast-iron alibi. They were behind
that glass, eating omelettes.

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I think I'm going to check the roof.
I really don't think so.

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wants any tea, or coffee, or...

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Er, actually, could you help me
with something?

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I've never been up here before.
I didn't even know we had a roof.

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I mean, obviously I knew there
had to be something on top -

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you could go on it.

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Don't go so far, please.

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So, erm, could anyone have got
up here?

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I suppose they could.

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Not the ones with Zimmer frames,
obviously.

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And when did you last see
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Half an hour ago.
She fell off the roof.

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I'm aware of that.

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When did you last see her alive?

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Oh, this morning.
She had a big meeting

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about everything that's going on
around here.

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a grudge against her?

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Why are you saying that?
Do you think she was...?

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Murdered?

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No!

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I'm afraid it does look that way.
But who would, you know?

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Well, possibly the same person
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maybe your wife found out
and threatened to take action.

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How could they?
We were all inside, having lunch.

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That's what's puzzling me.

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But if they can get away with it
for three months

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without being detected...

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to find out who did this.

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Well, surely it's a matter
for the police now?

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Well, your wife paid us
for a week of surveillance.

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And we can work in ways
that the police can't.

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I see.

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Frank...?

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Oh, this doesn't sound good.

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You know I put in that
hidden camera? Yes?

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Someone else has hidden it.
PHONE RINGS

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Hello?

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You only had one job to do!

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do bed baths and bed pans.

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It'll be a long time
before I feel clean again.

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Really? So, who do you think
took it? I don't know for sure.

249
00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:59,440
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I have a hunch.

250
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:03,240
Well, thanks. No, that's great.
Bye, Gavin, bye.

251
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,480
Who was that? Gavin.

252
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,560
Did you hear him?
Yeah, he'll find them.

253
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:11,360
I've just found out something
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254
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:18,080
Whoever's behind this sabotage must
have a cupboard full of tricks.

255
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,520
Circuit breakers,
live rodents...

256
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,200
Do you have a warrant to do that?

257
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,280
Well, we can certainly get one.

258
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,480
I thought you needed
evidence of wrongdoing.

259
00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:29,040
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certainly been plenty

260
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,480
of...of evidence
of wrongdoing in this kitchen.

261
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,400
Eight months ago,

262
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,200
three residents were admitted
to hospital with listeria. I know.

263
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:40,160
They nearly died. Which is why they
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264
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,800
What?
I've only been here for six months.

265
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,440
How are you settling in?

266
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,440
Well, there's been a lot of
weird things going on.

267
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,360
The last few months have been
a nightmare.

268
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,840
But it's got nothing to do with me.

269
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,920
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270
00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:58,040
Is there anything else
you want to frame me for?

271
00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:00,160
Oh, I know - maybe I'm Lord Lucan!

272
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,320
Room service? Hello?

273
00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:30,840
Hi-yah! Yes!

274
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,640
Hi-yah! Hey!

275
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,760
Right there, son.

276
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:40,920
Now, don't move
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277
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,840
Now, then, what's your game?

278
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,920
I suppose I waver
between Scrabble and gin rummy.

279
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:48,160
Are you trying to be funny, sonny?

280
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,320
Are you trying to tickle my ribs?

281
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:53,880
Do you see yourself
as a reincarnation of Arthur Askey?

282
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:57,000
<font color="
to dust your drawers.

283
00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,160
Why are you so interested
in my drawers?

284
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,480
Well... I was in the Army, you know.

285
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:06,480
Six months in the jungle,
alongside the Gurkhas.

286
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,640
Very good workers, the Gurkhas.

287
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:12,360
<font color="
using only one finger.

288
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,720
OK! OK, OK, OK, OK!

289
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:18,120
I'm a detective!
Oh, just don't tell anyone, please!

290
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:21,280
Oh, so you're a dick, are you?
I might have known.

291
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,760
Sorry for bothering you.

292
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,560
What's this?

293
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,520
<font color="

294
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,960
Hmm...

295
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,240
And this?

296
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,280
And this? And this?

297
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,280
So it turns out one
of our residents,

298
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,560
Mr Falstaff, is a kleptomaniac.

299
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,160
But wait till you see the footage.

300
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,240
Naughty Mr Falstaff.

301
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:57,480
<font color="
for their din-dins.

302
00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:00,440
And here comes the dynamite.

303
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:03,560
You have no right to talk to me
like that!

304
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:06,320
What about my rights? My right to
a peaceful life? You want

305
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,560
a peaceful life? OK, then. Goodbye.
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306
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,680
Do you really think it's that easy?!

307
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,200
Just you try, I will break you.

308
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:16,360
Any job you go for, I will spread
the vilest of rumours about you.

309
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:19,080
Any relationship, I'll find a way
to make your lives hell.

310
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,280
You are nothing without me.

311
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:24,120
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worthless little man.

312
00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:33,560
Well, there you are. A clear and
compelling motive for murder.

313
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:34,720
Well done.

314
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,000
Mr Pincott.

315
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,560
Widower. Possibly adulterer.
Maybe murderer.

316
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,960
Or, is it his bit on the side?
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317
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,640
Well, if she and Mr P are a pair,

318
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,720
she does get to be
Queen of Shady Nook.

319
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,240
Then there's the chef.

320
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,080
Who, according to his CV,
used to be in the Army.

321
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,880
Maybe he learnt some
brilliant technique on, er,

322
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:59,280
<font color="
whilst serving an omelette?

323
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,040
Yeah, how could any of them
have pushed her off the roof

324
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,040
if they were all downstairs?
There must be someone else.

325
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,080
But Marlowe checked the CCTV.

326
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:10,480
Nobody entered or left the building
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327
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,080
What about Mr Falstaff?

328
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:15,880
We know he's a thief, but is he a
saboteur who got caught in the act?

329
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,480
Well, that's up to you to find out.

330
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:19,160
I don't know
if I want to go back there.

331
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:22,560
I know he's old,
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332
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,920
Are you OK, Mrs Bentley?
Yes, I'm fine.

333
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,480
I'll be fine, I'll be fine.

334
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,360
It's been a shock for all of us.

335
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:38,560
Whatever disagreements I had
with Mrs Pincott,

336
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,800
no-one deserves to go like that.

337
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:44,000
<font color="
Yes, I know.

338
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,280
And you're always haunted
by the thought that you could have

339
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,840
done better for people,

340
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:52,560
that you could at least have
made their last moments a bit more

341
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:55,760
comfortable. I know you. You have
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342
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,320
And there's nothing more
anybody could have...

343
00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:00,520
Hello. Yes?

344
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,840
Er, any sign of Mr Falstaff?

345
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:06,200
I think he went into the garden.

346
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,240
Thank you.

347
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,040
I better get some tea.

348
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,600
<font color="
to talk to us.

349
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,280
Oh, dear.

350
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:21,440
Oh, dear. Oh...

351
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:22,680
Oh!

352
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:23,720
KNOCK AT DOOR

353
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:29,320
Hello? Hello.

354
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,520
Could I have a word? Please.

355
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:34,920
Er, I've said everything I know,
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356
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,480
I could really do with a coffee.

357
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,840
And if you don't mind my saying so,
it looks like you could too.

358
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:45,240
Oh, well, we can
go to the dining room.

359
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,640
Great.

360
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,560
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

361
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:45,040
The person you called is not
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362
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,720
Please leave your message
after the tone.

363
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:51,280
Hello, son? It's me again.

364
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,640
Look, when you hear this,
please call me this time?

365
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:02,360
I know we said that I should
stick it out a bit longer...

366
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:07,880
Well, I have stuck it out - when we
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367
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:12,400
And now, we've got
a murderer in the house.

368
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,880
They've already killed Mrs Pincott

369
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:21,520
and I have a feeling it's going
to be me next on the list.

370
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:25,000
You wouldn't want that
on your conscience.

371
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,800
Would you? Please.

372
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,160
<font color="

373
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,080
Call me.

374
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,000
I can't believe she's dead.

375
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:43,480
I never knew anyone
quite so...alive.

376
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:47,800
I know this must be incredibly
difficult for you, but we are

377
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:51,640
going to have to build a clear
picture of your wife's last moments.

378
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,200
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379
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,320
Is it right that she was a smoker?

380
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,440
Yeah, well, only one a day.

381
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,360
She'd go out, just before lunch,

382
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:02,600
round the back
where no-one could see her.

383
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:05,840
And, erm, do you remember the last
conversation that you had

384
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,440
with your wife today?

385
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:10,960
<font color="

386
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,480
Don't you have a recording of it?

387
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,960
Yeah, Sebastian accidentally
wiped it.

388
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,400
Oh...

389
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:24,720
Oh, I-I think I just said
we'd get through this.

390
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,640
Together.

391
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:28,600
And I told her that I loved her.

392
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:56,000
KNOCK AT DOOR

393
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,800
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394
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,800
Hello!

395
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:13,200
YOU'RE not Mr Pincott. That's very
perceptive of you. Where is he?

396
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:16,520
Mrs Bentley?! Well, how could she
have gone missing?

397
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,080
Well, she is one of our
more active ones.

398
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:22,040
<font color="
scooter, she's like Lewis Hamilton.

399
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,360
Did she say where she was going?

400
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:26,520
Apparently, she told Mr Woodham
she was going to find some peas.

401
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:30,040
Find some peas? Well, we've got a
kitchen full of the bloody things.

402
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,520
This Mr Woodham...
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403
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:35,960
He is a bit. Could she have said she
wanted to find some PEACE?

404
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,560
Ah, that makes sense.

405
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,000
Does Mrs Bentley have a church
she goes to?

406
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:44,440
I'm, is, guessing
she probably came this way.

407
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,880
<font color="
A few telltale signs.

408
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,640
Look.

409
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:54,520
Excuse me! Excuse me!

410
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,880
Hello! You go that way,
I'll go round the back!

411
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,920
Go on. Yeah.

412
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,960
No. Go, go, go! Yeah.

413
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,080
Go on!

414
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,280
But! But!

415
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:27,960
But! But!

416
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,000
<font color="
What do you want?

417
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,400
My name's Frank Hathaway.
I'm a private investigator.

418
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,720
I was just wondering
why you came here.

419
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,240
Everyone's worried sick about you.

420
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:40,200
I came here to...to make my peace...

421
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,720
..with Him.

422
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:47,320
<font color="
to make your peace with...Him?

423
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:51,800
It was me.
I brought death to Shady Nook.

424
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,560
What, you actually pushed
Mrs Pincott off the roof?

425
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:58,000
No, but I made it happen.
I invited her here.

426
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,640
Me and my big mouth.

427
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:04,240
<font color="
She killed Mrs Pincott.

428
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,640
And she'll kill us all.

429
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,800
She wants her revenge.

430
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,200
Who does?

431
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,640
Janet. Janet Jeffson.

432
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,160
Hello!

433
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,200
But! Argh!

434
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,080
No, she's...
She's not, she's not, she's...

435
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,520
<font color="
That's what she said.

436
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:30,760
Doesn't ring any bells.

437
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,640
She was saying, "Janet did it,
Janet's going to kill everyone."

438
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,520
And then she had her accident.
Was she compos mentis?

439
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,080
It's hard to say -
she was scared out of her wits.

440
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:42,480
<font color="
Jeffson connected with this place.

441
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:45,040
Tell you what, we'll talk to
Mr Pincott,

442
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,400
why don't you run the name
through the PNC? Fine.

443
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,480
Any other little jobs
you'd like me to do?

444
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,960
<font color="
on the roof?

445
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:54,880
Our forensics are looking in to it,
thanks.

446
00:25:57,160 --> 00:26:01,880
Well, we've never had anyone here
called Jeffson I can think of.

447
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,600
Perhaps she was just confused, then.

448
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,360
Perhaps.

449
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:08,000
Regarding your wife's murder,
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450
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,520
one line of inquiry
we need to pursue.

451
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:11,640
Oh, yes?

452
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:15,800
What if the murderer killed your
wife in order to get close to you?

453
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,200
Sorry, er, why?

454
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:22,960
Well, supposing somebody had
feelings for you -

455
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,280
romantic feelings.

456
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,040
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457
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,800
I know I'm no Tom Cruise.

458
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:34,760
It's a long time since I made anyone
weak at the knees.

459
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,640
Well, then...

460
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:43,000
Yes, erm, we'll, er, continue
with our enquiries.

461
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,240
<font color="
Thank you.

462
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:49,200
And I'm really sorry if we said
anything upsetting at all.

463
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,680
No no.
You're just doing your job.

464
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,720
Thank you.

465
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,800
So there are three
Valentine's cards,

466
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,280
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467
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:06,600
Oh! And it's the same writing there
as the condolence card.

468
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,960
Really?! Yeah.

469
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:12,320
It's got the same slanty Ls and then
the Ts that aren't quite crossed.

470
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,760
<font color="
a psychotic secret admirer.

471
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:18,720
Only question is,
are they working together?

472
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,720
PHONE RINGS

473
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,440
Oh. Sebastian!

474
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,520
I know who killed Mrs Pincott.

475
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,120
Go on.

476
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:30,160
<font color="
the sabotage and everything.

477
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,680
He's doing it so his son will come
and rescue him.

478
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,920
Wow!
That's a really interesting theory.

479
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,280
Completely wrong, but...
No, I promise you, it's...

480
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:40,520
Oh, got to go!
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481
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,160
No, somewhere we won't be observed.

482
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,640
OK, then, the butterfly farm.

483
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,280
About ten minutes.

484
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,800
Oh, here he is!

485
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,440
Right, let's pump up the volume.

486
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,760
Oh! He's not wearing the jacket!

487
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,240
<font color="
a climate-controlled,

488
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,320
subtropical environment, isn't it?

489
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,480
Oh, thank you, David Attenborough!

490
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,200
Stay there. I'm going in.

491
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,200
Hello!

492
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,240
Oh, Soozie!

493
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,200
Well I...I'm glad you came.
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494
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,880
You know I'll always bend over
backwards for you, Mr Pincott.

495
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:51,120
Oh, well, this is

496
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,360
all a bit...er, hard.

497
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:58,560
I have some rather awkward questions
to ask you.

498
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,400
Well, fire away.

499
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,600
There is literally no part of me
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500
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,320
Well...

501
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:09,560
For the past three years, I've been
receiving Valentine's cards.

502
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:12,560
Have you? I've always thought,
"Oh, how sweet, that's nice!"

503
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,240
But now I need to know...

504
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,680
..did you send them to me?

505
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,080
<font color="

506
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:24,000
Of course,
I was always very discreet.

507
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,960
No-one could call me
a marriage wrecker.

508
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,920
But now, well,

509
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,320
there's nothing left to wreck,
is there?

510
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,840
Soozie, w-what are you saying?

511
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:40,200
What I'm saying is,
<font color="

512
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:43,600
She's in a box.

513
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,240
And now it's time for you
to think outside the box.

514
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,160
Mr Falstaff!

515
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:10,960
Oh, hello there, son!
You on some secret mission?

516
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,240
I'm just here to check on the jams
and preserves.

517
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,520
<font color="

518
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,720
Sugar bowl? Hmm.

519
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,240
Not everyone likes these wriggly
little beasties

520
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,800
squirming in their cornflakes.

521
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:26,360
How did you...?
I'm very perceptive.

522
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:35,120
You've been behind a whole load
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523
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,240
Blood-sucking bugs in the bedroom.

524
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,920
That sinister smile
on the stairlift.

525
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,960
So what if I have?
What are you going to do about it?

526
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,560
Not a whole lot I CAN do.

527
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,640
Especially when you're trying
to bring this place to its knees,

528
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:52,720
<font color="
on the street, and then, perhaps,

529
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,560
your son will come and rescue you.

530
00:30:56,360 --> 00:31:00,080
And, you know, you've got style.

531
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,680
A little scatological,
but it's hard not to be impressed.

532
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,920
Thank you very much.

533
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,320
But what you did to Mrs Pincott...

534
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:12,120
<font color="
Did she catch you in the act?

535
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,720
I can't believe you think that...

536
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,320
I've often wished to wipe the smile
off her face,

537
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:21,920
but I didn't make her go
splat-io on the patio.

538
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,760
Really? Well, I couldn't!
<font color="

539
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,480
Fair dos.

540
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:31,120
I'm really rather hurt
that you think like that.

541
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:35,200
I'm no angel,
but I'm not Norman Bates.

542
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:40,720
All right, I did play around
a bit because I wanted

543
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:45,480
to close the place down so
<font color="

544
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:49,320
I know it's wrong, but...

545
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,280
..I do get awfully lonely.

546
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,480
Please, Mr Pincott.

547
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:02,880
I've had six years
of watching your wife torture you,

548
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:06,520
like a cruel child pulling
the wings off a tragic insect!

549
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,400
<font color="
in the butterfly house.

550
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:13,760
And maybe, from the cocoon of your
grief, you'll learn to fly away.

551
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,280
Into the sunset.

552
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,440
With me!
I don't want to fly with you.

553
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,440
What?!
Soozie, did you murder my wife?

554
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,040
<font color="

555
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:25,320
Though I may have sent her
the odd abusive card.

556
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,320
Sorry.

557
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,120
HE GRUMBLES
Oh, Soozie,

558
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:30,960
will you just leave me alone?

559
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:40,040
I thought I paid you to solve my
wife's murder, not to spy on me.

560
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,360
Er, well, actually,
<font color="

561
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:43,440
to find out the truth

562
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,600
and you haven't been
entirely honest with us.

563
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,160
What do you mean? Well, you told me
that the last thing you said

564
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,960
to your wife was, "We'll get
through this, I love you,"

565
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,520
<font color="
"Goodbye, I'm leaving you."

566
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:54,560
OK, I know I said it.

567
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,320
Well... And? Well, when you've
been married 25 years,

568
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,400
you say that sort
of thing all the time.

569
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,320
It won't be like that
<font color="

570
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:05,120
Every day will be like birthdays
and Christmas time put together.

571
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,400
Shut up, Soozie.

572
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,680
I've just been on the phone
to BY Marlowe.

573
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,680
She's exposed a few more lies.

574
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,720
According to your own records, you
<font color="

575
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:15,880
Ellena Jeffson.

576
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,680
I remember.

577
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,240
She was a very confused woman.

578
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,320
Lived a... Lived in her
own little dream world.

579
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:28,200
Until a year ago, when she
died of a cardiac arrest.

580
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:32,000
And your wife was murdered on the
<font color="

581
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,200
Did you know that?

582
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,080
You must have realised that
the two things were connected.

583
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,840
Well, to tell you the truth,

584
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,200
I've always been haunted
by what happened.

585
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:43,320
Ellena could be difficult
and, is, cantankerous

586
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:44,520
<font color="

587
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,560
And once I got so fed up
with her pushing the alarm

588
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:51,800
to complain about giant
spiders, I...just...

589
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,840
turned the thing off.

590
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:57,800
What?! An hour later,
she had a heart attack.

591
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,000
<font color="

592
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,840
A couple of residents asked
some questions.

593
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:03,200
But my wife...

594
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:04,240
decided to save the day.

595
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,600
She said there must have been
a problem with the alarm

596
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,800
and that she was sorry
for not checking...

597
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,240
<font color="

598
00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:15,120
So you committed
an act of gross negligence

599
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,200
and your wife took the blame
and covered it up.

600
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,920
And then exactly a year later,
someone took her life.

601
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,320
Was there anyone who was
particularly close

602
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,240
<font color="

603
00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:33,000
OK, so I haven't found the murderer,

604
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,880
but I have solved the mystery
of the soiled stairlift.

605
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,320
Oh, well, you've got to start
somewhere, haven't you?

606
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,560
Is Marlowe still around?

607
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,120
She went back to the station.

608
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,480
<font color="

609
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,840
Er, hang on! We do have
a suspect to talk to, you know.

610
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:45,880
You talk to them.

611
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:47,520
I need to find out how she fell.

612
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:53,000
KNOCK AT DOOR

613
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,280
Who are you?! It's OK.

614
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,600
I'm with Frank.
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615
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,240
Well, I didn't do it.

616
00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:01,720
Huh! How could I?

617
00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:06,120
I just wanted to talk to you
about your old roommate.

618
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,480
The woman that lived
with you just over a year ago.

619
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,640
Is it Ellena Jeffson?

620
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,720
She was a lost soul, really.

621
00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:24,000
<font color="
or where she was,

622
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:29,120
but, well, it was nice having
someone in the room with me,

623
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,720
and when I was in bed,

624
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,360
I could listen to her breathing.

625
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,360
Until one night...

626
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,880
Yes.

627
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:42,520
It was a cardiac arrest.

628
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,800
<font color="

629
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,520
I screamed, no-one...no-one heard me

630
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,680
and then...

631
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,640
by the time I got help,

632
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,200
it was too late to save her.

633
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,240
And you blamed Mrs Pincott.

634
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:00,920
Well, she was in charge.

635
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:04,280
It's a difficult job,
but, oh, I was...

636
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:05,440
<font color="

637
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:06,760
Of course you were.

638
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,160
Did you do anything about it?

639
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,320
Right, Sebastian.

640
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:15,760
What do you see?

641
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,880
The roof...

642
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,120
the sky.

643
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,640
And on the wall in front of you?

644
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,440
Erm...

645
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:27,360
Some indentations, maybe?

646
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,200
<font color="
Yeah.

647
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,680
Ah. Hmm.

648
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,760
What's done that, then?

649
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,080
HE PUFFS

650
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,760
Sorry, what are you doing?

651
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,560
I'm building a killing machine.

652
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:16,120
When they took her body away,
I went through her belongings.

653
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,880
<font color="

654
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,600
It seems that she had
a daughter, overseas.

655
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:28,400
So I wrote to the daughter
and I told her everything.

656
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:32,000
And that was Janet Jeffson?

657
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,800
Oh, her name was Jan.

658
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,760
I don't know about the Jeffson.

659
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,040
<font color="

660
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,560
Do you remember the address?

661
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,200
Er, one minute.

662
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:47,680
There's only one thing we need now.

663
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,240
What? Gravity.

664
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,920
Goodbye, cruel world.

665
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:22,800
There we are.

666
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:30,760
"Arkshire Regiment".

667
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:43,000
This is the woman that
<font color="

668
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,840
Yes.

669
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:46,680
Yes, it is.

670
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,400
PHONE RINGS
Hello? I've just found our murderer.

671
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,200
Yeah, and we've just
found the method.

672
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,080
Oh, no.

673
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,120
Hi.

674
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,200
Ian McClurgy?

675
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,280
<font color="

676
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:14,680
We've got something
that belongs to you.

677
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,600
It's the letters to your mum

678
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,640
from when you were
in Helmand Province.

679
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,560
She kept every one.

680
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,720
We weren't sure who they were
from to begin with, cos you'd

681
00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:26,920
<font color="
Mrs Bentley misread it as "Jan".

682
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:28,200
Thank you.

683
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,560
Must've been hard for you,
being so far away from her.

684
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,000
I knew she was on the way out.

685
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:39,320
She was getting confused, but I had
no idea she was so close to the end.

686
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:43,920
<font color="
to you and told you what happened.

687
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,360
Then you came to work here.

688
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,880
Only you weren't working.

689
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,800
You were observing.

690
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:56,000
Like for instance,
you knew that every day at 12,

691
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,440
Mrs Pincott went out
for a cigarette.

692
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,480
<font color="

693
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:08,600
Mrs Pincott.

694
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:09,640
Yes?

695
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,760
Do you know what day it is?
What do you mean?

696
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,120
I mean what day

697
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,520
and what happened a year ago.

698
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,320
Erm... You should know.

699
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,560
It should haunt you
<font color="

700
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:23,840
You killed a resident.

701
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,320
Oh, for God's sake,
we did nothing wrong.

702
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,040
And anyway, the woman
was a vegetable.

703
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:33,720
It was meant to be quiche for lunch,
but you made an omelette.

704
00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:34,840
What is this muck?

705
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:36,440
<font color="

706
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,520
you couldn't roll pastry with
a blood-spattered rolling pin.

707
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,960
You hit her on the head.
I mean, I imagine you just meant

708
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:43,320
to knock her unconscious

709
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:46,560
so that when she fell off the roof
it would look like suicide.

710
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,200
<font color="
Did things get out of hand?

711
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,320
And then, of course,
the final flourish.

712
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:56,080
You took her body and put her on
a wheelchair at the top of a ramp...

713
00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:02,320
..and used some kind
of timing device.

714
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:03,880
There were burn marks on the floor.

715
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,160
<font color="

716
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,320
And then when you were
downstairs serving lunch...

717
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:23,880
..she fell from the roof.

718
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:30,560
So what if I did?
It was divine justice.

719
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,440
And at least no-one else will
suffer like my mother did.

720
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:38,280
What would you say if I told you
<font color="

721
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,600
No! She did it.

722
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,720
She admitted it.
No. It was Mr Pincott

723
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:45,160
that turned off the alarm.
SIRENS WAIL

724
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,960
And his wife was so keen to protect
him that she took the blame.

725
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,880
You just murdered
<font color="

726
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,320
No!

727
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,160
No! Ian... Ian!

728
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,640
Stop there. Oi. Take it easy.
Stay there, stay there.

729
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,040
Right, calm down.

730
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:01,880
Ian McClurgy, I'm arresting you
on suspicion of murder.

731
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,200
<font color="
but it may harm your defence

732
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,560
if you do not mention when
questioned something you later

733
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:09,960
rely on in court. Anything you do
say may be given in evidence.

734
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,240
Do you understand?

735
00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:18,360
Well, thank you for coming
<font color="

736
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:19,680
You're welcome.

737
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,160
Mr Pincott's speaking to the police

738
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:22,760
and Soozie's clearing
out her locker.

739
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,960
I don't think you're going
to see either of them again.

740
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,760
Well, God knows what'll
happen to us.

741
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,520
<font color="

742
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,520
I'm sure they'll find you somewhere.
Oh, I know.

743
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:34,240
I got through the war
and an ill-advised marriage,

744
00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:36,800
I dare say I can cope with this.

745
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:37,880
Any sign of Sebastian?

746
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:40,360
Yes, he went off with Mr Falstaff.

747
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,600
<font color="

748
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:45,880
It's wonderful to see him
happy just this once.

749
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,080
Come on, Johnny!
Come on, Johnny! Come on, Johnny!

750
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:50,080
There we are.
HE LAUGHS

751
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,680
THEY CHUCKLE

752
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,080
Come on, Sebastian. Come on!

753
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:58,800
<font color="

754
00:42:58,800 --> 00:42:59,840
Yes!

755
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,000
Another win for
the Leicestershire Legend!

756
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,040
A win!? I could hardly
see you for dust.

757
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,320
Oh, you're such a loser!

758
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,160
A loser? You're such a liar!

759
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:15,600
Oh! Here you go.
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760
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,720
I feel like Elizabeth Taylor
in National Velvet.

761
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:18,880
Aw, you look like her.

762
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,120
Smell like her.

763
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:21,160
Are you ready to go?

764
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:23,680
Can I come back tomorrow?

765
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:26,520
Behave yourself.

766
00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:44,240
THEY CHEER